The word “Mart” always cracks me up. It just sounds so absurd to me, when uttered all by itself. Mart! LOL!
Say the word “Mart” ten times and try not to laugh.
I can’t do it.
Mart!
Monosyllabic comedy gold.

If the fate of the world ever depends on me knowing HTML or CSS, lemme just apologize right now for everyone’s untimely death.

In this picture I look like I must be strawberry-flavored.
Go on, bite me.
I dare you.
Other possibilities would be cinnamon, which I’m not particularly fond of, and cherry, which is far too commonplace.
Now I’m craving a redpop float made with strawberry ice cream.
That’s exactly what I would taste like here.
I’m delicious, I tell you.

1) The current price of gasoline

2) The fact that the vast majority of technology makes absolutely no sense to the vast majority of people

3)  All the COOL kids are doing it.

4)  You’re bound to end up there sooner or later anyway.

5)  If you don’t embrace it first, it will wrap its sharp spiky claws around your chest and squeeze tightly until all your major organs have been ruptured and the life has been slowly drained out of you in a wet sticky DNA-filled mass on the floor.  (That’s definitely going to stain).

In the earliest hours I have no sense of time

The sky is dark and silent with no immediate plans

The world around me is sensibly asleep

Inside my head there is only transparent logic

In frighteningly distorted forms and alien thoughts

Colors never seen by those with rational brains

Awake and disturbed about many things

But at least the blog has a cool title and a kick ass header!

Of course, those were the things I had nothing to do with.  Kdubs came up with the idea for the name of the blog.  Tricia made the awesome graphic of the camera/gun and Andy put it all together in a rocking header.

Oh.  I guess I need to take some photographs now.

I still can’t figure out how to put my “About” page where the “Author” section is on my sidebar but, you know, baby steps.